Monday, November 20, 2006

Wow, that's lazy

It's bad enough that I don't take the stairs when I'm in the Stacks on a book page unless I'm headed in the same direction as gravity, but I have no idea why I occasionally press the automatic door opener on my way out of Pusey 2 back into D-Level of Widener. Not only doesn't it save me any time, but I almost always grow impatient with it and force it all the way open manually anyway. Sooooo lazy:
Homer: You guys work on the movie?
Teamster: You sayin' we're not working?
Homer: Oh, I always wanted to be a Teamster. So lazy and surly...
mind if I relax next to you?

(From "Radioactive Man", Simpsons episode 130, originally aired September 24, 1995)

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