I remember at the end of last semester

when freshmen came stumbling into the library as if it were the Place Djemaa el-Fna in Marrakech and being astonished that a Harvard undergrad could get through an entire semester without visiting Widener once. Imagine my surprise then to witness the same phenomenon at the end of this term! How is it possible to get through an whole year of classes and not come to the library at all? I bow to Harvard sloth.